Copy on the rocks—my love letter to you.

When was the last time you got a hand-written love letter, branded with sweet perfume and a velvet-red kiss at the bottom?

I can't promise I'll perfume or kiss them, but I can promise they'll still make you all tingly.

The closest you'll come to getting cash in your inbox.

I'll let you in on all the copywriting and advertising secrets (and not-so-secrets) that make it rain.

Get yourself a glass of bourbon, add some ice if you will, and see what I have to say.

P.S. make sure to check the spam folder.